Order by 9pm
We work late! If you order by 9pm, we'll get your pussy package on its way via Royal Mail the next day (if in stock). If your order is as urgent as next day, please drop us a note at the same time - that way, we'll make sure you're first in line.
Posted next day, delivered when you need it
You choose your urgency. Orders over £25 are shipped Royal Mail 2nd class for free (apart from cupcakes and tshirts - they require a little more love). Orders below this ship from £1.99, all over the world.
We deliver everywhere
We ship worldwide - you need vagina straws, we'll get you vagina straws - even if you're in Timbuktu. Costs calculated specifically for you at checkout.
Recycled and recyclable packaging
Among our top priorities is keeping the planet beautiful - all of the packaging we use is both recycled and fully recyclable. We encourage you to open with care and then reuse yourself - why not use it to send a treat to someone who could do with a smile?
Money back guarantee
If there's anything at all that leaves a bitter taste in your mouth, please tell us! We want to keep you as a les-be-friend so let us make it up to you.