Order by 9pm for first class postage the next day (if in stock).
First class postage is included as standard for £2. Orders over £25 are shipped for free.
Rest of World - Delivery
We ship worldwide - you need vagina straws, we'll get you vagina straws. Even if you're in Timbuktu. What's better? Delivery is £2 wherever you are (worldwide). Unless your order is more than £25, then it's free! :D
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